With the 2017 NFL regular season now a thing of the past, now is the perfect time to take a humorous, but simultaneously, serious, look at the offseason needs of every team in the league. As NFL betting enthusiasts everywhere know, it’s never too early to start making preparations for the upcoming season, particularly with football, now being a year-round entity with the offseason having a life all its own.This fun-filled look at the offseason needs of every team in the league will both, inform and entertain!
Early NFL Betting Predictions for 2018 Regular Season
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AFC East
Miami Dolphins
Get rid of Jay Cutler – and Ryan Tannehill – and pray like hell you can find an actual quarterback in a draft full of them! Also, never let Adam Gase get involved with any GM moves ever again – like bringing in Cutler or trading Jay Ajayi, duh!New England Patriots
Get some young defensive players and a backup quarterback after foolishly trading both, Jacoby Brissett and Jimmy G. Believe it or not, Tom Brady won’t play forever…or at least I don’t think so … and apparently, neither does Bill Belichick.NY Jets
Get someone with some real brainpower in the front office to go along with excellent head coach Todd Bowles, – and oh yeah…maybe a real franchise quarterback!Buffalo Bills
Sign Tyrod Taylor to a long-term deal – and keep Nathan Peterman away from an NFL field – and oh yeah, bring in an offensive mind that will actually open up the offense.AFC West
Oakland Raiders
Move on from Marshawn Lynch and get Khalil Mack some damned help on the defensive side of the ball!Denver Broncos
Whatever you do, please just don’t make us watch Brock Osweiler anymore…or Trevor Siemian…or crybaby Paxton Lynch for that matter.Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs are the ultimate Andy Reid team. Tantalizingly good…yet agonizingly mediocre all at the same time! Your guess is as good as mine, but if Reid doesn’t get it done in the playoffs next season – I say it’s time to move on from one of the best head coaches to never win a Super Bowl.L.A. Chargers
Swing for the fences on defense in the NFL draft and pray you hit another ‘Joey Bosa-sized’ home run!AFC North
Pittsburgh Steelers
Find a backup for Big Ben, another cornerback and please…most importantly, a personality for Mike Tomlin!Baltimore Ravens
If you’ve got faith in Joe Flacco, then don’t do anything. With that said, Baltimore had better start looking for their future franchise quarterback – like, right now!Cincinnati Bengals
Don’t do anything – it’s what you’ve been best at for the past 15 years, you stable geniuses!Cleveland Browns
Draft Penn State’s Saquon Barkley first overall! Then, maybe add some offensive linemen that can actually block! I’m also going to say, keep DeShone Kizer and don’t draft another quarterback that you could ruin!AFC South
Jacksonville Jaguars
Draft another quarterback – or bring in Eli Manning for the short term. Whatever you do, please don’t sign Blake Bortles to a longterm deal.Tennessee Titans
Draft some defensive players and a couple of offensive linemen. Oh yeah, and bring in a young offensive mind to expand the playbook beyond for clearly gifted quarterback Marcus Mariota.Indianapolis Colts
I’m going to say hire Josh McDaniels to help Andrew Luck get back to being elite and get some damned offensive linemen – and oh yeah, maybe add a running back that is younger than 95-year-old Frank Gore!Houston Texans
Get some offensive linemen – and maybe a capable backup for Deshaun Watson. Whatever you do, please don’t make us watch Tom Savage anymore.NFC East
Philadelphia Eagles
Add a couple of defensive players and a couple of offensive linemen. Other than that, you’re good to go at quarterback and the skill positions.Dallas Cowboys
First, get a ‘real’ GM to replace the practically senile Jerry Jones. Then find some competent defensive backs (ha!). Get a young tight end and find a new No. 1 wideout to replace Dez Bryant.New York Giants
Trade Eli Manning to a contender, it’s the right thing to do. Then, take one of the top quarterbacks in the draft and cross your fingers – and toes – that you hit a home run!Washington Redskins
Get rid of Jay Gruden, sign Kirk Cousins to a longterm deal (oh well) and find some young, speedy playmakers on both sides of the ball.NFC West
Los Angeles Rams
Hell, after the season the Rams had this year, Los Angeles doesn’t need to do anything but stay the course. A couple of offseason additions and a smart draft could put L.A. in the driver’s seat for a berth in Super Bowl 53 if this season was any indication.Seattle Seahawks
Seattle fired their offensive coordinator, but what they really need to do is overhaul their offensive line (again) and address their running back situation (again).
